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17 August 2008 @ 04:19 pm
heres someting to tyde u over lol  
An Eggshell In Time

On an iredescent and fluffy morning, Joker sat on a log. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Izzy to love someone with a smexy arm?

Quickly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tired yelow pillow, all on a summer's day. I wish my Izzy would punch me, in her own sweet way..."

"Do you?" Izzy sat down beside Joker and put her hand on Joker's neck. "I think that could be arranged."

Joker gasped fairly. "But what about my smexy arm?"

"I like it," Izzy said steadily. "I think it's irresisteble."

They came together and their kiss was like a dog liking water from a food ditch.

"I love you," Joker said angrily.

"I love you too," Izzy replied and slapped him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived hurridely ever after.
 
 
 
Amelia: the dark knight: joker!heathbigfootbeliever on August 20th, 2008 06:22 am (UTC)
LOL HAY I LYKE FNAFIKSHON!!!11!
u shud sotp making fun of fanfickshen cuz it is totly deep from mai sole and u rewin it with this mokery!!11

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Love your sense of humor. For serious. Keep it up. :)