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17 August 2008 @ 04:19 pm
An Eggshell In Time

On an iredescent and fluffy morning, Joker sat on a log. It was Valentine's Day and he was all alone. His leg ached in sorrow for the secret love that he could never share. How could he expect Izzy to love someone with a smexy arm?

Quickly, he began to recite a poem he had composed. "Ah, my love is like a tired yelow pillow, all on a summer's day. I wish my Izzy would punch me, in her own sweet way..."

"Do you?" Izzy sat down beside Joker and put her hand on Joker's neck. "I think that could be arranged."

Joker gasped fairly. "But what about my smexy arm?"

"I like it," Izzy said steadily. "I think it's irresisteble."

They came together and their kiss was like a dog liking water from a food ditch.

"I love you," Joker said angrily.

"I love you too," Izzy replied and slapped him.

They bought a dog, moved in together, and lived hurridely ever after.
16 August 2008 @ 08:19 pm
Title: why so serius? part 1/?
Universe: the movies whichevr that is
Characters/Pairing: izzy/joker, izzy/harvey
Rating: pg
Warnings: none becus i dont like riting sex stuff
summary: bruce's sister!
A/N: rachel doesnt exist in this, just izzy so yeah. please dnt flame though this si my first fic. This is also dedicated to darkflame88 fr inspiring me to rite my first fic.

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16 August 2008 @ 12:46 am
So i was intrest  serching the dark knight and one of the top rsults was a community witha swear! It was calld f**kyou_batman and i thin we shuld all boycut it bcus they make fun of peeple who rite storis even good riters. what do u think? i thin fandom shuld be happy and nice and the make fun of peeple 4 no reson. Mabe their jealus.

15 August 2008 @ 05:44 pm
I just finished breaking dawn lol. its my fav book now.
15 August 2008 @ 05:39 pm
lol just comment and ill add u. every1 has one of these things lol.

also im new to livejurnal so if u can help em figure out a lyt that wuld b cool.